Waifus are for little boys who can’t get a real woman!!
And now that I’ve successfully angered 90% of the male anime fans, allow me to continue saying there is nothing more attractive than a woman who’d rather change the oil in her Ford F-150 than go window shopping at the mall. The type of chick that would knock a guy out one minute then shotgun a beer afterwards. Tomboys are awesome, and today we celebrate these bad to the bone beauties by listing the Top 6. Starting with:
#6 Misty From Pokemon
Misty is like the OG tomboy for entire generation of kids. You only need compare her to her trio of prissy, older sisters to know she’s not the type care about accessorizing Barbie dolls or which boy band has the cutest members. I mean just look at the way she’s dressed. The only thing missing is a baseball cap to go along with those short shorts…and suspenders…and exposed midriff…. SHE’S 10 YEARS OLD MAN!! You don’t need another ding in your record.
Tough enough to hang with any of the boys in the Pokemon universe, Misty is the last chick you want to call a girly girl.
#5 Rally Vincent from Gunsmith Cats
Short, wild haircut? Check. Foul mouthed and tough as nails? Check. Utter disdain for dresses and high heels? Double check.
If you were to look up tomboy in the dictionary, you’d find Rally’s picture right next to it. She’s a strong woman, fast-talking, big-bad-dog walking,
High falutin’, drum-beatin’, foot stompin’, corn-poppin’,
Speeding locomotive that just won’t stop! Yes, I know those are from a Phineas and Ferb song, but they still work!
And as if her being a hot-headed gun enthusiast who would blow off your thumb if to try to hit on her wasn’t enough for me to fall in love with her, she just so happens to drive this baby:
Any woman bad enough to tear around Chicago in this 400hp , steel plated monster of a car is a chick I want to hang with! You name the time and place, Rally. I’d go to the ends of the earth of with you if we’re driving that puppy!!
#4 Revy from Black Lagoon
Gonna be honest, I’ve never actually watched the Black Lagoon anime. But every time it’s brought up by someone, Revy is the main talking point of the conversation. So I decided to do a bit of research on her and OMIFREAKINGGOSH!!
Ice water in her veins and a smile that would make a wolf back, this lady must start her day with a bowl of nails drenched in motor oil cause she’s as hardcore as it gets! The animated equivalent of Arnold Schwarzenegger from Commando, she is a one woman wrecking crew with a higher death count than the Bubonic Plague. Then there’s the psychotic rampages she goes on due to the unimaginable trauma she’s gone through that basically rendered her incapable of acting feminine or girly. Wow… Just… Wow.
If I find myself surrounded by a bunch of gun-toting maniacs, I know the first person I’m calling.
#3 Haruko Haruhara from FLCL
Selfish, self-centered, stubborn, crass, tactless, seductive… I could go on and on listing words that describe Haruko’s eccentric personality, but simply put: She’s just crazy! And if you haven’t figured it out by now, crazy chicks are awesome!
Haruko was yandere before being yandere was cool. And though she doesn’t have the death toll that Gasai Yuno has, her psychotic outbursts pale in comparison. Shooting up a beauty parlor, running over several people with her Vespa and stringing along a poor sap like Naota. She’s a butcher with a smile and she embraces it to the fullest.
Heaven help you if you ever try to get in the way of her getting what she wants. I’ll bring flowers to your grave afterwards.
#2 Michiko Malandro from Michiko to Hatchin
If the creators of the show’s intentions were to create a “ghetto fabulous” princess character like Eve or Nicki Minaj, they definitely succeeded with Michiko. Seriously, tell me she doesn’t look like the type of chick you see in any sort of rap music video. Other than Haruko, she’s the only person I know that can make riding a moped look bad a**.
Foul mouthed and in your face, Michiko is a full blown diva and she’ll let you know it. She exudes confidence and swagger on a daily basis, and demands your attention the moment she walks into the room. She’ll treat you like the king of the world one minute and kick you on the balls the next.
A bare knuckle brawler with a heart of gold, Michiko is not the lady to mess with.
#1 Makoto Kino/Lita from Sailor Moon
Now I know what most of you are thinking right now. How can a teenage magical girl top a list featuring Revy or Michiko? All of you should start bashing your heads against a nearby wall BEFORE I COME AND DO IT MYSELF!!
She is my Queen. My Goddess. She is the perfect combination of being tough as nails and as beautiful as a rose. She’s the type of girl you can take home to Mommy and Daddy knowing that the little angel you’re presenting to them is really tigress waiting to be unleashed!
Bask in the glory of Makoto-sama, mere mortals! BASK!
No further words needs to be said! Makoto Kino is the greatest tomboy in anime history! This was Just… My 2 Cents! Now leave me to worship my Goddess alone!!